What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : Thank you.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

What does it mean when a guy says he's afraid of falling for someone else after going through heartbreaks?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

What is the meaning of "ero" in Japanese?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Is crossdressing being a transvestite?

Me : No

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Tea ?

Why is the left keep misrepresenting what Trump said about his daughter? When asked if he would date her if he weren’t her father, it simply reflected pride in raising a smart, respectful, and loving daughter with good morals all men want that no?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

How do I run away? I'm 15 and live in Oklahoma.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : Sure.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Why can't I lose weight?

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Romania in the past was a poor country, but last year the government announced it had 521 billion leu (113$ billion dollars) revenue. Why is so much? What's the reason?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Which document should be pointed out to a holocaust denier?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?

He : I'm 24.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Has Messi scored against the Buffon?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : I don't drink

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know